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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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