u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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