My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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