as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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