i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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