he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
FUCK WHALES
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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