yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
