Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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