he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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