What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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