I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Alive.
So much puke
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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