You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
this is an emotional support booty call
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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