You work out of a Hotel?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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