Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
