another moral hangover. fuck.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
40s are totally the cure
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
