guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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