she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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