Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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