i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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