just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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