i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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