I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
