p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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