a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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