new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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