is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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