Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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