it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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