so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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