I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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