i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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