is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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