gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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