I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Rumble strips road head = magical
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
