i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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