is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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