so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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