Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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