The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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