Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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