I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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