? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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