it hurts more in the daytime
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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