I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So much rum. So many feels.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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