So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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