all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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