he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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