the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
