Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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