Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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