maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wish you could order shots online.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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