nut hugger
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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