Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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