This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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